Ingredients:

• 1 rock
• 1 cheezit
• Gumption

Procedure:

1. Lay cheezit  on ground in area with squirrels
2. wait for critter to take cheezit
3. using your gumption, strike the squirrel with the rock
4. salt squirrel, roast on stick over fire until crispy. remove tail first for clever hat decoration.